What are your Top Ten signs you’re at a NASCAR fan’s funeral?
10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme
9. The deceased is referred to as being out of provisionals
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr.Jerry Punch
7. Amazing Grace is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee
6. Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. Hearse referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car
and the number one sign you’re at a NASCAR funeral
No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel
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10.the preacher sings the national anthem
9.the mourners hang out on top of campers across from the church
8.the men carrying the casket all have fire suits on
7.denny hamlin blames the crowd for making him late for the procession
6.jerry rice hires a coach to help him deliver the eulogy
5.mark martin is there at the begining of funeral but then leaves and comes back
4.robbie gordon runs out of gas during the procession and blames the team he got the engine for his car from
3.the procession takes 3 hours because they can only turn left
2.jeff gordon and jimmy johnson are sent to the back pew to make room for others
1.juan pablo montoya hits the hearst pulling out of the parking lot
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